Are We All Sick Of Hearing About Emirates Yet?

As you may (or may not) know, I also have a points consulting service, whereby we help people redeem their airline miles. I have several colleagues working with me, and they’re some of the most knowledgeable and passionate people I know in this hobby. During my dad’s round the world surprise birthday trip they offered to step in and help with some guest posts. Thanks to the positive feedback, they’re back with more. This post is from my friend Tiffany, whom you’ve heard from before.


Because I’m about to board an Emirates A380 flight from Dallas to Dubai.

I know, I know.

Between the luckiest irrops ever, the drunkest flight ever, the flight immediately following that one, flights with Papa Lucky, more flights with Papa Lucky, and flights with Mama Lucky, the Emirates first class experience is, shall we say, thoroughly covered here on One Mile at a Time.

Thoroughly.

And I don’t even particularly like Dubai. It’s basically a country-sized Ritz-Carlton. Which I don’t find particularly inspiring either, really.

So why am I going?

Well, because my mom (who is the only one of our parents who knows enough about the internet to follow the blog on Facebook — Hi Mama!) asked nicely.

Actually, the conversation was more like this:

“Can we go on an airplane ride?”
“Ummm…sure?”
“Specifically, I’d like to fly that plane where the stewardesses wear those pretty hats.”
“Emirates?”
“I guess.”
“So you want to go to Dubai?”
“Is that where it goes? I’m more interested in that Bulgari set.”
“So you want to fly Emirates First?”
“Doesn’t everyone get those?”
“Pretty sure only first class passengers do, Mama.”
“Well, is that what Ben flies? He always posts pictures of these nice seats with wood paneling and makeup mirrors. I’d like to do that, please.”

And really, what was I supposed to say to that?

I have a pile of Alaska miles, and given the uncertainty of the relationship between Alaska and Emirates, now seems like a good time to use them. So we’re going to the UAE, and then to Singapore, and then maybe to Hong Kong.

To my credit (maybe?), I had this trip booked before Ben decided to take his mom to the Middle East. Which, thank goodness, because that conversation would have been even more awkward otherwise.

My mom isn’t quite as adorable as Ben’s parents (though let’s be honest, is anyone?), but she is a ham, and really fun. This is her first international trip in a few years (though she’s probably the most well-traveled of our folks), and her first time flying something “fancy.”

She’s totally up for giving guided tours of airplanes, and hotels, asking questions of innocent bystanders, and basically doing her best Samantha Brown impersonation. Which could make for some good internet. Or just be horrifyingly embarrassing for me.

So are y’all interested in a review/trip report for this? A Tiffany-style trip report would be pretty different from a Lucky-style trip report, and I’m not sure if that’s of interest or not. He’s also a much better photographer than I am, though I think we all know what the Emirates shower suite looks like by now. And I’m not sure how helpful it is to write detailed reviews of places he’s stayed and products he’s already flown.

But of course I have different perspectives on travel than Ben does, and I’m not opposed to writing some more destination-focused reviews. I think.

Fujairah
Glimpse of Al Fujairah fort from a previous visit

More importantly, what do you think?

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Regardless, I’m super excited! I don’t think I’ve ever taken a trip of more than a few days with just my mom, and I’m grateful to be able to go at all, much less somewhere she hasn’t been!

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Tiff's mom Guest

I happened to randomly stumble across this particular post while being the-proud-mama-whose-daughter-writes-an-article and wanting to read what, in fact, she does write about. Tiff hasn't instructed me at all about posting anything about our trip, but as I'm known for talking quite a bit (breathe, mama!), I'll need her advice on how to keep the future posts short and sweet. But first I must say: Take your mom on a trip! Anywhere! Via coach or first class; we moms are just thrilled to be with our grown-and-very-busy children! I've traveled first and business class before (AA) and have been to a few interesting places (i.e., Cuba ... that will be another post), but I've never walked onto a plane, gasped, been speechless and tried not to cry, all at the same time. Between giggles and holding back tears, I called Ben, who insisted I take him (via FaceTime) to see the shower/spa before takeoff. Oh, my. Well, read Ben's post from 2012; I can't do better than that! My first real comment to my flight attendant was, "Oh, you are so beautiful! What brand of lipstick is that? I can't believe it stays on so well." (Mac #2, for those interested.) And thus our trip began...

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wonkachocolat Member

I chose the porn option in the poll as none really fit. I'll be the first to admit that I thought it was the start of the end when Ben introduced guest writers.... Ben has an awesome style and is an inspiration. But saying that, I love reading your reports (and Travis' too) as you all write very differently but mostly you have very divergent perspectives. So in short, yes, I would like to read about your trip with your mom. Even if it is the same product and destination, it will be a different view point so that will still be interesting.

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SM Guest

I don't care for Dubai either. The UAE exploit its workers from India and Pakistan promising a better life. Instead, they are pushed into cramped housing and live in filthy conditions in the outskirts of Dubai. They are also given extreme low wages that wouldn't be enough to survive and earn less determined by the color of their skin. Journalists who have tried to make this known are punished. Tourists see only the glitz and glamor of the desert. I like Emirates Airlines, but I have no desire to visit Dubai again.

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Joey Diamond

Looking forward to read your report, Tiffany! I love EK F partly because that was my first First Class experience. :) @JonW, I think most of the people on BA use Alaska miles to redeem EK F, not EK miles... So no need to schlep in EK economy to redeem EK F. Personally, I think Economy class for any middle eastern or Asian airline is perfectly fine if the plane isn't full and you get an entire row to yourself! ;) I have flown EK economy when the plane is fully booked and it wasn't a great experience; though flying EK during the recession I recall seeing less than half-full economy class most of the time in lower deck a380.

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Dax Guest

"Are We All Sick Of Hearing About Emirates Yet?" Not as sick as we are of constantly hearing about more credit cards.

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