- Introduction: Paris, With Some Cairo Drama
- Review: Emirates Business Class Airbus A380 (JFK-MXP)
- Review: La Reserve Paris (Stunning French Palace Hotel)
- Review: Le Bristol Paris, Oetker Collection (French Palace Hotel)
- Review: Moxy Paris Charles De Gaulle Airport (CDG)
- Review: ITA Airways Business Class Airbus A320neo (CDG-FCO)
- Review: ITA Airways Business Class Airbus A321neo (FCO-CAI)
- Review: Ethiopian Airlines Business Class Airbus A350 (CAI-ADD)
- Review: Ethiopian Skylight In-Terminal Hotel Addis Ababa Airport (ADD)
- Review: Ethiopian Airlines Business Lounge Addis Ababa Airport (ADD)
- Ethiopian Airlines Business Class To London: My Experience
- Review: American Airlines First Class Boeing 777 (LHR-MIA)
Welcome to my next trip report series, covering a recent trip that I took to Paris, with a rather circuitous return via Africa. Let me just say upfront that this trip didn’t turn out the way I expected. There were several aircraft swaps, and I (sort of) got banned from a country in the process.
In this series you can expect flight reviews of Emirates’ A380 business class, ITA Airways’ A320neo business class, ITA Airways’ A321neo business class, Ethiopian Airlines’ A350-900 business class, and American’s 777-300ER first class. There will also be lounge and hotel reviews.
In this post I’ll outline all the basics of the trip, and then I’ll publish the entire trip report series in the coming days and weeks.
In this post:
Why I took this trip, and why it went sideways
Unlike most of my other recent trips, this wasn’t a pure review trip, where I basically just fly nonstop. Instead, Ford was going to be in Paris for DUCO Travel Summit, a France-focused event for travel advisors. Since he was going to be there and would be checking out some nice hotels, I figured I’d join him for a few days, but fly there and back separately.
So think of it as a hybrid between an actual trip and a review trip, since I got to enjoy Paris for a few days, while making my journey there and back about reviewing interesting products. As you can see based on the below map, I didn’t exactly take the most direct routing back, as I returned via Africa.
In total, I flew eight segments, and covered 17,190 miles.

Before I even discuss the details of what I booked, let me say that little about this trip worked out as planned:
- I was supposed to fly EasyJet from Milan to Paris, but despite having left a long layover, I ended up misconnecting off my Emirates flight, due to a delay
- I was supposed to fly Ethiopian Airlines’ brand new A350-1000 and 787-9, but both of my flights ended up being swapped to A350-900s, which wasn’t exactly great in terms of being able to review different experiences
- I was supposed to fly British Airways’ new 787-8 Club Suites business class, but it got swapped the morning of my flight, so I ended up just rebooking directly to Miami in American’s 777-300ER first class
- Oh, and on top of that, I unintentionally got in quite a bit of trouble, when I asked the question of whether Cairo has the worst major airport in the world; this ended up causing a big issue with the government, and I won’t be returning to the country
The airlines I flew on this trip
I booked the main parts of this trip as four separate tickets, so let me share the details of the tickets in the chronological order that I traveled.
To kick off the trip, after positioning, I flew Emirates’ Airbus A380 business class from New York to Milan. I’ve of course flown Emirates’ first class many times before, but I figured it was finally time to give the carrier’s business class another try, and the fifth freedom flight between the United States and Europe is the perfect way to do so.
I booked the following for 87,000 Emirates Skywards miles plus $105.30 in taxes & fees:
11/05 EK205 New York to Milan departing 10:20PM arriving 11:55AM (+1 day)

From there I was supposed to connect from Milan to Paris the same day. However, due to a parking issue with the Emirates A380, we had quite an arrival delay, and I misconnected. So I ended up booking a last minute ticket on Air France for just 12,000 Flying Blue miles. I won’t be reviewing that segment.
Then when I was ready to depart Paris, I booked a ticket from Paris to Rome to Cairo on ITA Airways. I’ve absolutely loved my flights in the carrier’s Airbus A330-900neo business class and Airbus A350-900 business class. On this itinerary, I would be able to fly ITA Airways’ Airbus A320neo business class from Paris to Rome, and ITA Airways’ A321neo business class from Rome to Cairo.
I booked the following for a reasonable cash fare of $907.09, and on top of that, I paid an extra $107 to book a front row “business class plus” seat:
11/10 AZ317 Paris to Rome departing 6:10AM arriving 8:10AM
11/10 AZ896 Rome to Cairo departing 12:40PM arriving 4:55PM
I could’ve actually booked a less flexible ticket that would’ve been $200 cheaper. The reason I booked this is because there was an Amex Offers deal for 17,500 bonus Membership Rewards points when spending $1,000 with the airline, and this ticket plus the seat assignment fee triggered that. I credited this itinerary to Air France-KLM Flying Blue, and it helped me qualify for Platinum status.


Cairo is known for its attractive premium cabin airfare (RIP, for me!), so from there I booked a ticket to London via Addis Ababa. I’ve been wanting to review Ethiopian Airlines again, and initially my motivation was to fly the carrier’s brand new A350-1000. However, due to two last minute plane swaps, I ended up flying Ethiopian Airlines’ Airbus A350-900 business class on both segments.
I booked the following for a cash fare of $1,034.27:
11/11 ET453 Cairo to Addis Ababa departing 2:20AM arriving 7:20AM
11/12 ET700 Addis Ababa to London departing 1:35AM arriving 6:35AM

Lastly, while I had intended to return to the United States on British Airways, a last minute swap to an aircraft with the old interiors made me change my plans on the morning of departure. At the very last minute, I decided to just book the most direct option, and flew American’s Boeing 777-300ER first class.
I booked the following for 117,500 American AAdvantage miles plus $332.41 in taxes & fees (most of which was the UK Air Passenger Duty):
11/12 AA57 London to Miami departing 11:45AM arriving 4:45PM

As far as lounge reviews go, you can expect a review of the Ethiopian Airlines Business Lounge Addis Ababa (ADD). There will be limited lounge reviews with this series, given that I recently reviewed the Emirates Lounge New York (JFK) and the ITA Airways Lounge Rome (FCO).

The hotels I stayed at on this trip
During this trip, I ended up staying at four(ish) hotels, with three being in Paris, and one being in Addis Ababa.
Ford was staying at two different hotels in Paris, so I joined him for that, which I was looking forward to, since Paris is an incredible hotel market. First we checked out La Reserve Paris, which an incredible 40-key property with Palace distinction.

Then we also checked out Le Bristol Paris, part of Oetker Collection. This is perhaps one of Paris’ most iconic properties, and it lives up to the hype, though has a very different vibe than La Reserve.

I then had an extra night in Paris prior to a very early morning flight, so I spent a night at the Moxy Paris Charles de Gaulle (CDG). Despite being quite a downgrade after staying at two French Palace properties, it was actually pretty pleasant.

Lastly, I had a very long layover at Addis Ababa Airport, so I could take advantage of Ethiopian Airlines’ free transit hotel program. So I spent the day at the Skylight In-Terminal Transit Hotel Addis Ababa (ADD).

Bottom line
I’ll be publishing a trip report series covering a recent trip to Paris, with a roundabout return via Africa. Aside from the two amazing Paris hotels I got to stay at, a lot about this trip didn’t go as planned, from aircraft swaps on Ethiopian Airlines and British Airways, to trouble with the government of Egypt.
Thanks for reading, and stay tuned!
I love the pool room design for Le Bristol, but I'm a sucker for age of sail theming. Rest of the hotel looks gorgeous as well, I usually don't follow the hotel reviews but I'm excited for this one.
Is there something endemic with EK and parking?? Last time I flew MXP-JFK we had a 90 min delay since they weren’t able to connect the jetbridge or something
What the heck were you thinking booking another flight through Cairo?! You’ve got a family Sir! Once an airport/government in a foreign country has called you out on social media stay the heck away.
This is the trip where @Ben had the trouble in Cairo; he's now publishing the full trip report, whereas previously he just talked about the Cairo issues since it made the international media.
Isn't the 17.5k Amex offer on ITA only valid for flights originating in the US?
In Australia, airline offers on Amex are usually for spend in AUD and where the flight is doesn't matter. Many airlines force you to buy on their site in your home country, or the country of your credit card. I've been booted to their AU site on American when I went to pay for a domestic US flight booked while I was there, and was billed in AUD. If I book on Amex travel it...
In Australia, airline offers on Amex are usually for spend in AUD and where the flight is doesn't matter. Many airlines force you to buy on their site in your home country, or the country of your credit card. I've been booted to their AU site on American when I went to pay for a domestic US flight booked while I was there, and was billed in AUD. If I book on Amex travel it always prices in AUD. Either of those cases could have made Ben's ITA fare eligible for the bonus points. (Clearly talking USD not AUD for him.)
I find no pleasure in reading about someone taking circuitous routes and breaking up hotel nights so you “experience” more. And just looking at the way you did it makes me sympathetic to your life as wow just another long layover and taxi ride to your next hotel. Such a miserable life!
You know this is Lucky’s job, right? He’s not doing it purely for fun..
Then don't read about it, and if you must, don't whine about it when most of the readers here know what he is doing and why, and enjoy reading it.
That's a bit like going to a steak house just to let everyone know you're vegan. Lol.
Can you give American Flagship First a star rating this time around ? You didn’t rate your last review.
The reason why Paris has excellent hotels is because France has strict hotel regulations. The government rates hotels and audits them yearly. Mostly because hotel taxes in France are determined by star rating, unlike in the USA where a hotel occupancy taxes is generally fixed at a certain amount or percentage of the room rate regardless of the quality of the hotel. There are extremely high standards imposed by the government for hotels with 4-star,...
The reason why Paris has excellent hotels is because France has strict hotel regulations. The government rates hotels and audits them yearly. Mostly because hotel taxes in France are determined by star rating, unlike in the USA where a hotel occupancy taxes is generally fixed at a certain amount or percentage of the room rate regardless of the quality of the hotel. There are extremely high standards imposed by the government for hotels with 4-star, 5-star, and palace designations.
Paris also has some of the worst hotels I’ve ever stayed in. Really decrepit. I also stayed in a hotel in Nice and woke up to find a smelly waterlogged carpet. The regulations are not as onerous as you make out.
Was gonna say, Paris has lovely hotels even on the inexpensive end. But still have meh or mediocre hotels.
"Ford was staying at two different hotels in Paris, so I joined him for that, which I was looking forward to, since Paris is an incredible hotel market."
Paris is an incredible hotel market because France has very strict hotel regulations. If a hotel calls itself 4 stars or 5 stars, there are very specific requirements it must follow. That's because France taxes a hotel based on its star rating, not a fixed percent like...
"Ford was staying at two different hotels in Paris, so I joined him for that, which I was looking forward to, since Paris is an incredible hotel market."
Paris is an incredible hotel market because France has very strict hotel regulations. If a hotel calls itself 4 stars or 5 stars, there are very specific requirements it must follow. That's because France taxes a hotel based on its star rating, not a fixed percent like other countries or cities. So, if the French state taxes your hotel at the rate for 5 stars or palace, you are inspected every year to audit compliance.
There are few places with as strict of standards. Maybe the UK with hotels that participate in AA (the British version of AAA). AA is stricter than AAA, in my experience.
Likewise, it's also why French wine is so good. Yes, there's better wine outside France. But French wine regulations are so strict that it's almost impossible to make bad wine if the grape harvest was good.
Egypt is such a tempting destination, with its rich history, cradle of civilization status and etc, but they really need to fix their tourism or they're going to kill their golden goose. A recent Taiwanese YouTuber did a Egypt trip and it was literally his worst travel experience yet. And this guy is usually super positive and finds the silver lining in everything (e.g. India), does his research on scams and avoids them etc, but Egypt definitely got to him.
The Egyptian authorities are complicit in covering up that recent boat incident which is one of many others
Just got back from a few weeks in Egypt last month. I'm glad I went but once is enough. I travel independently, book my own accommodations, transit, day tours ect. When anyone asks moving forward, I will advise them to take a package tour in Egypt if they're dead set on going as to limit interactions within the Egypt tourism flytrap. To not kill the golden goose, they will need to systemically change. They just...
Just got back from a few weeks in Egypt last month. I'm glad I went but once is enough. I travel independently, book my own accommodations, transit, day tours ect. When anyone asks moving forward, I will advise them to take a package tour in Egypt if they're dead set on going as to limit interactions within the Egypt tourism flytrap. To not kill the golden goose, they will need to systemically change. They just don't understand that negative reviews travel fast (as Ben found out) & when you plead to me for a positive review after attempting to rip me off, I have zero insensitive to do so.
Which youtuber is it? Interested to see his video.
I would like to know which Taiwanese Youtuber Video it was also.
This is so true! Egypt is great if you only stay at a luxury resort and do privat tours. Whenever you are outside the hotel you need to ignore the people, once you start interacting with them it gets horrible quickly. For me this is not an ideal holiday experience, but nice to see the heritage.
I'm currently in CPT on my way to JNB, two of the most dangerous cities in the world,...
This is so true! Egypt is great if you only stay at a luxury resort and do privat tours. Whenever you are outside the hotel you need to ignore the people, once you start interacting with them it gets horrible quickly. For me this is not an ideal holiday experience, but nice to see the heritage.
I'm currently in CPT on my way to JNB, two of the most dangerous cities in the world, and the difference to Egypt is like day and night. You feel save, barely anyone is harassing you and people don't try to rip you off. So sad that Egypt instead opts to be such a shit hole.
I feel like you are not unsafe in Egypt, but just subject to a lot of annoyance (mainly Cairo- get outside of there and this dissipates quite a bit. CPT and JNB there is a real fear of physical danger, but not the fear of people just bugging you constantly. Pick your poison..
Looking forward to it, especially those Paris hotel ones. Two properties I'll never be at, but interested to see what it's like.
*grabs tub of popcorn*
Sounds like you traveled to Cairo to test your situation with Egypt.
This is the trip where @Ben had the trouble in Cairo; he's now publishing the full trip report, whereas previously he just talked about the Cairo issues since it made the international media.
Trouble in Egypt? Who could have predicted that?
Exactly. Was it hubris or poor judgment?
"Some"