Some milk with that?

Sorry, but that’s the breast title I could come up with. Yes, this is part two of the “United 873” series. I think this flight might just be worthy of a short film. Fortunately this issue is much more civilized than the pissed off flight attendant incident.

I was seated in seat 6C on a 757, which is the last row in first class. Seated diagonally from me, in seat 5B was a lady with her husband and a baby. As soon as we start taxiing she puts on something that resembles an apron, takes the baby from her husband, and lays him down on a pillow. I figured there’s only one thing that could mean, and I was right. She proceeded to breastfeed him for the better part of 45 minutes (or at least he was laying under the apron and she kept looking down for about 45 minutes…. I should clarify that I’m no expert on breastfeeding). 😉

I have to give the parents credit for taking great care of the baby. He didn’t scream once. Heck, my seatmate and I were thoroughly entertained. Much better entertainment than “Confessions of a Shopaholic.” Nonetheless, I had my cookie without milk on that flight….

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lucky New Member

Yeah, I get kicks out of the dumbest things sometimes, I know. Love the fact that you use the tactic to get rid of your father in law. Hahaha! :D

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theflyingpinto Guest

That's so funny that you got a kick out of this..lol...usually you wouldn't know you were young...you seem very mature...so I got a kick out of you getting a kick out of this: ) I actually used BF as a tactic to get my father in law to leave...hahaha...he couldn't handle it!

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lucky New Member

Thanks for the comments, folks. Like I said I saw nothing wrong with it, especially since she was extremely discreet about it, but I nonetheless was slightly entertained, especially since I had the clearest view of anyone on the plane. @ ConciergeMike -- LMAO, fortunately we're not going there. At least not for this flight. :D

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ConciergeMike Guest

First peeing, then milking...there's only a couple of bodily fluids/substances left.

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bmvaughn Guest

Yeah... free show! Uhh... errr.... ;)

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