Nothing says “class” quite like a fist fight breaking out at the Ritz-Carlton Aruba on Christmas Eve. That’s exactly what happened, and there’s footage of it:
I’m really undecided as to what the best part of all of this is:
- Wanna be Mike “The Situation” with the tight white pants punching someone and then covering his head as he does
- The lady who tries to kick someone in the head and nearly falls over
- The lady yelling “staaaaaaaahp it” the whole time (though she’s no doubt the most reasonable among them)
- The fact that everyone is acting a damn fool; it’s one thing if one or two people are being drunk idiots, but step away and try to deescalate the situation, folks
I hope that all of these people were promptly kicked out of the hotel and that a police report was filed, because it’s actually called for here (unlike the unfortunate situation where a black guest at a hotel dared to make a phone call in the lobby).
I can’t even imagine how much these people were paying to stay at a mediocre Caribbean hotel over the holidays (this is the definition of a Ritz-Carlton resort factory), but as Countess Luann says…
Now that I’ve watched that video again, I’m always impressed by her natural talents. There aren’t many performers who can pull off that level of vocals without any sort of autotuning or anything. She’s almost as good at singing as she is at picking men!
Sorry, I guess I’m a bit sassy at 7AM on Saturdays. Time for another cup of coffee…
(Tip of the hat to Michael)