People Eating Breakfast At Fancy Hotels Piss Me Off

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You’ve been warned… 😉

Generally I’ll choose an a la carte menu over a buffet any day of the week. Because I’m a selective germaphobe, and buffets are nasty (and that doesn’t even account for the fact that they invariably result in overeating… nom nom nom).

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But after having breakfast at the Park Hyatt New York the other morning, I think I’ve changed my mind. Fancy hotels shouldn’t be allowed to have a la carte menus. Because people are ridiculous.

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Take the guy sitting across from me.

“May I get you something to drink, sir?”
“Yes, an English breakfast tea. But please make it strong. And I’d like it with honey. And sheep’s milk.”

Freaking really?!?

Then it came time to order food.

“I’d like a fruit sah-lahd, please.”
“We only have a fruit plate, would that work?”
“No, I’d like a sah-lahd, please.”
“Okay, we can slice up some fruit and put it in a bowl for you.”
“Yes, and I’d like my sah-lahd with an olive juice base.”

Goodness gracious! I could’ve sat there all morning watching people be ridiculous while banging my head against the table.

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Damian Member

Hey Ben, I didn't know whether to laugh or shake my finger at you. :) I enjoy your blogs and found this one to be amusing. But, it isn't only only rich snobs at fancy hotels that act this way. Sit at any Starbucks for at least 15 minutes and you'll see the same behavior...if not worse. "Young man! I ordered my soy chai latte at 140 degrees and you made it at 142. No tip for you." :)

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PalCsaky Guest

Not quite as bad as this: http://youtu.be/ohi98bW8RgA

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Ailene Rhea Guest

hahah I definitely won't be ordering sah-lahd anytime soon =)))

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Jo Guest

With a title like that, I had to read...... Also, it got a lot or comments so definitely not a total LOSS.

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Al Guest

@Rebuttal - LOL yes of course.

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