Blind Item! Guess The Mimosaless Celebrity In Delta One

Last week I flew Delta One from Los Angeles to New York (trip report to come shortly, as it was on the 767 — a vastly different experience than Delta’s 757 transcon service).

There was a supremely talented celebrity two rows in front of me, who was by all means an absolute delight in flight, very contrary to a diva-type persona. It’s no surprise this person flies Delta, since this celebrity is from a Delta hub city.

However, something made my jaw drop. It was a morning flight, so prior to takeoff the flight attendants came by with trays of orange juice and mimosas. “Orange juice? Mimosa?” (I chose a mimosa, even though — sigh — the champagne was hardly American’s new transcon Lanson — work on that, Delta!)

“What’s a mimosa?” the celebrity asked, quite earnestly.

“That’s… orange juice and champagne,” the flight attendant replied.

“Oh, I see. No thank you, then.”

There’s something so utterly charming yet so utterly baffling that this person did not know what a mimosa was, since: (a) this person is not unfamiliar with alcohol, and (b) MIMOSAS ARE, LIKE, A THING. A really, really common thing, no?

"What's a mimosa?"
“What’s a mimosa?”

Any guesses? It’s a blind item, so look out for clues — and be nice!

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HugoBoss Guest

@Noah S, same age, same thoughts exactly.

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Vannessa Guest

David Slaxler?

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ADS Guest

is it a sign of a post gone wrong when the comments descend into abuse ("fuck you all", "get a life" etc.), and there's more discussion about the nastiness of the author, rather the subject of the post ??

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Mark Guest

Well Nick, you seem to have the adolescent vote. I guess that's something to be proud of.

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Noah S Member

@Nick - coming from my 15 year old perspective: Your comments made me ROFL. Just keep on going, don't let these overly-sensitive Brits stop you from being hilarious. I love your posts and your sense of humor. I would love to confirm whether it was Diana Ross or Oprah or Whitney Houstons ghost. These are my favorite kind of posts.

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