I just got off a Singapore Airlines flight which was, hands down, the most spectacular flight of my life. I had the first class cabin all to myself, and as I boarded the leading stewardess (who’s only job was to take care of me) said “Mr. Lucky, I promise I will pamper you tonight.”
While the service was incredible throughout the flight, what the flight attendant had waiting for me after I woke up from my nap blew me away.
What was it? The story is auto-posting in exactly four hours, once I’m in international airspace… though in the meantime you’re more than welcome to guess!
Let’s just say she got really creative…
Guys, stewardess is the formal job title at Singapore. She introduced herself as the leading stewardess on the flight.
Good guesses, though! :D
@chuck
A bit of grammar can change the meaning of a sentence. Think about that.
Well your gay and she is female so I guess a blow job is out.
i guess she said "welcome to the mile high club"
@Lantean, also thought of something similar--origami animals made from the hot towels?
i can guess... A note that say "Thank you for sharing your emergency kit", if there is a need for you please feel free to take it from any other seat. Just like how you did with free water bottles...." huh?
just for fun....
you said ... "hands down, the most spectacular flight of my life" but we want to know ... was that seatbelt across the bed, in the empty cabin, fastened?
was she reading Fifty Shades of Grey?!? if she was you should be afraid, be very afraid!!!
lol @ JettyBoy's comment
Adding the teaser posts to the photo's, now we're down to 33% actual content per every RSS feed of something new.
I would guess birthday cake as well, along with a some sort of stationary signed by the Captain.
Luckster, you know it is bad P.C. to call her by the name "stewardess"...you musta watched the TV show "Pan Am" on that flight... ;)
Must be birthday cake.. SA flight attendants are trained to know each FC passengers personal data
stewardess ... you mean Flight Safety Professional?
was she reading Fifty Shades of Grey?!? if so, you should have been very afraid!!!
how old was she? :)
A diaper and baby powder?
As long as it doesn't involve actual Pampers! ;-)
“Mr. Lucky, I promise I will pamper you tonight.”
That sounds a bit naughty... Maybe just the wrong choice of words? ;)
"Frank"ly - this is just too easy, so I will reserve my high demand humor for another thread.
oh, and a hot towel
oddly, i'm anxiously awaiting franks comment
a lime tree and diet coke dispenser and a pretzel as big as one of the seats.
A Happy Landing
A free massage - the kind of massage that makes you lucky, just kidding
She filled out an application for the Chase Sapphire Preferred AND the Amex Platinum using your referral links, and had screenshots ready showing application approval.
Rubdown with oil, followed by a happy ending?
I'm not the first to think it.
Birthday Cake as it was your Birthday this month.
Weeelll....
Either she invited you to the cockpit or she wanted to renew her mile high membership card... LOL
I can guess a lot of things ;), but as someone above said, a food tasting type thing?
@lucky
I'm disappointed in you, there was no affiliate link in that comment.
The opposite of Fanta and Pretzls?
She set up the remaining first class tray tables with all the food that was loaded and made a series of "Flight of Food" tasting stations for you. With wine pairings.
a towel folded into shape of an animal?
lucky, just consider some of your young blog readers at teenage. :P
Where's Frank?
Diet coke with lime IV.
@ BrewerSEA -- Not at all, just doing what I can to build some suspense. It's time for a commercial break. This one's brought to you by the Chase Sapphire Preferred.
Breakfast in bed?
You are such a tease lately! Did your CPM go down or something?
Also if you're going to be in the air four hours then you're on JL6 or JL10.
@JettyBoy
Haha. After my comments in the other post, I'd sound like a hypocrite if I said what popped into my head first.
This seems like a post that is specifically intended as troll-bait!
Considering what I'm thinking, I'm sure it'll be a letdown ;)
Well if it was me, all by myself in first with probably a hot flight attendant, I could imagine some fun times.
Look forward to the guesses. :)