Boy, I really wish I could prepare that meal I had on United Airlines at home…
…said no one ever.
Well, apparently United disagrees, as the United Shop is now selling the United Polaris Cookbook. It can be had for $29.99, and is the perfect Christmas gift for someone you don’t really like.
Here’s how the cookbook is described:
I mean, I would be sort of curious to read the cookbook:
- When it talks about ingredients, does it recommend buying the absolute lowest quality meat possible?
- Does it have a recipe for a “seasonal salad,” which just happens to be the same in every season?
- Does it come with a recommendation to be unnecessarily loud in the kitchen, and when your guests ask what you’ve made, you just stare at them blankly?
- Does it suggest announcing to your guests at a dinner party that you’re primarily there for their safety?
In all honesty, the United Shop actually has some good stuff. For example, I love the Polaris blanket, and have bought a couple of them.
But I’ve gotta say, I don’t think this cookbook is among the gems to be found in the United Shop, unless you’re looking for a gag gift…
(Tip of the hat to View from the Wing)