Life Without Dividend Miles Is An Empty Shell

I have spent a (conservative) average of two hours per day on the phone with Dividend Miles. Everyday. For years.

And now that US Airways and American have combined their mileage programs, I don’t know what to do with myself.

AAdvantage is boring

Don’t get me wrong, there’s tremendous value to be had in the program, and as an airline they treat me well. But I haven’t had to explain time travel or spell out an airport code for weeks now.

Which isn’t something I’d quite realized how much I would miss, to be honest.

The phone at American is answered by competent agents who are more or less friendly, and their functional computer system prices itineraries quickly. There’s no longer any surprise/bonus pricing, and no way of talking around the actual rules to stretch an award.

Want to route to Australia via Asia? Computer says yes! It’s just two awards.

How about a stopover in Doha on your way to Zanzibar? Not a problem, and agents even know where those airports are.

But again, two awards.

I can only think of one instance ever where I’ve had to appeal the quoted mileage rate on an AAdvantage award. And the agent agreed and fixed the pricing in minutes.

Bored-cat

So while this is certainly a better system for the average consumer, it’s really dull for me.

My house is a mess

This may not seem relevant, but with 14-20 hours a week (just with this one airline!) where I’ve needed to passively be on the phone, yet not too far from my computer, I’ve been able to accomplish a tremendous number of monotonous tasks. I can’t write coherently if there are other verbal inputs happening, so this was a great time to catch up on things like bookkeeping and scanning.

Or you know, scrubbing my bathroom.

Time on hold with Dividend Miles was particularly useful in this instance, as the replacement of anything resembling music with commercials meant it was impossible for me to do much else while learning about 1-800-Pet-Meds and Ireland: The Gathering.

And this was exacerbated by the shift from Star Alliance to oneworld last year. Suddenly everything had to go through the rates desk, which meant even more time on hold. That was great for my kitchen, as my fridge was always spotless and my pantry and spices were nicely organized, though maybe not great for normal people just trying to redeem their miles.

Winning the prize versus playing the game

I love this hobby, and the rewards it provides, but more than anything else I love the game. Staying half a step ahead of the programs, finding hidden values — that is more fun for me (on balance) than flat-bed seats and luxury suites.

But right now I don’t feel like there’s much sport involved for me. I have close to zero interest in the manufactured spend side of the game (yes, I know it’s lucrative, and yes, I’m glad y’all are having fun — it’s just not practical/interesting for me right now).

And I’m feeling a bit lost.

So I’m wondering what you guys think. Are you sad about the demise of Dividend Miles, or relieved to not have the headache anymore?

Beyond that, what is it that motivates you in this hobby? Is it the perks and benefits, or the love of the game?

And does anyone have a LifeMiles award they need to have canceled or something? My baseboards are looking a little rough.

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Sars Guest

Fear not, Tiffany. I was on the phone just today with American (which issued and confirmed my reservation) about a routine 'special need' of mine, and I had the pleasure of holding another 14 minutes while AA contacted USAir, explained it, and made sure (I hope) that it was entered into the system. Pre-merger, I accomplished this in under 2 minutes, startofin. Some semblance of a merger may appear eventually; if it had occurred before today, my spice drawer would not be in alphabetical order. Then where would mankind be?

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travel4b Gold

Sorry, obviously that would be "thrill" -not "trill".

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travel4b Gold

Great post. Tiffany, yours are always a riot to read. I'm of a mixed feeling on this subject. In the old days, there was always a forever wait even using my partner's "exclusive" Chairman's Preferred phone number. Then I would have to pre-screen them to make sure they were in Winston-Salem. Having lived there in college, I could usually sweet talk them into doing things that the Phoenix-based agents would give me pushback on - gleefully it seemed. Mentioning Krispy Kreme donuts was my go-to line. Thus, we found out that Vietnam is apparently in North Asia and that the logical way to redeem a European award is to spend time in Hong Kong and Thailand. Now, I can call the general public AA phone number and they pick up the phone right away, I feed them the flights and I'm off the phone in five minutes. Where's the trill in that? So I feel your sense of loss - it's a hollow victory.

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Lantean Diamond

@Linmarie what should i say? the post was amusing and i kinda agree with it... but my time spent on the phone with DM was nowhere near what Tiffany had.

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Andrew B OMAAT

I dunno...I had to call AA a few days ago to do something simple (redeposit miles from a canceled award ticket) and the first agent I spoke to seemed utterly confused and put me back in the queue to speak to someone else...without telling me that that's what she was doing. I wondered if she was formerly a US Airways agent.

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