If you’re going to have an airport meltdown…

…this is definitely the way to do it. Too bad it’s not in English.

Since there are no subtitles, it might help to read the transcript by The Nanfang Insider first:

A woman at Guangzhou Baiyun Airport, frustrated by a delay, indulged in the following rant (which starts at 00:15 in the video) to fellow passengers.

The rant translates as follows:

I’m from Shandong I tell you! From Shandong! You people are so disgusting! If you want to think I’m mentally ill then go ahead. My father’s name is (too muffled to hear). My mother’s name is Chen. My father is a national-level government official. He was a provincial-level cadre before. So if you people want to play I’ll play with you.

If anything happens to me, you Guangdong people will have to change your mayor (sic). We Shandong people have so many superstars among us. I’m a minor celebrity myself.

Then a man asked her whether she had a ticket to fly. She responded: “You’re local, so I won’t talk to you.”

You bastard! You local people are just trying to wind us Shandong people up. I am representing Shandong Province, and I am also representing some people in the Beijing government itself when I say: “You go as far as to say I have mental health problems? My mental health is fine.”

She then pulled out her air ticket as well as several other identifying documents.

I’ve never shown anybody these documents before. Please log into my website. My qq number is 22****967. If anybody tries to mess with me, I could have the entire internet shut down.

When passengers were permitted to board the plane, she stated: “I am an ambassador of justice.” After she stood on a rail and continued to rant, security personnel finally arrived. She got down on the floor and accused them of trying to hit her.

She was eventually subdued and dragged away kicking and screaming.

Having the entire internet shut down, that’s new to me. Will keep that in my back pocket the next time I have a flight delay…

(Tip of the hat to Jordan)

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BrewerSEA Gold

Sounds like she does have mental health issues, which means this post is basically mocking a handicapped person for a very sad public breakdown. Obviously this wasn't your intention Ben, but it's the reality. I have friend who has expresses her severe mental health issues in public on occasion and while her antics might appear amusing I would be very sad and angry if I saw people laughing at her misfortune on the internet.

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Mr. Cool Guest

id hit it

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UAPhil Member

Haven't you heard? The Internet is almost full. :-).

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Lisa Guest

Well, in China, having the internet shut down probably isn't all that involved, since they've already got it heavily filtered.

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Sam Guest

Yes she is.

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