Yesterday I took a taxi to Old Street in Shanghai, which was still decorated from the Chinese New Year and upcoming Lantern Festival. As soon as I got out of my taxi I looked at my map to figure out which way I wanted to go, and was approached by a nice older gentleman who…
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Next time you are in CO come and visit me, I will sell you some prime property at the top half of Pike peak certain to double in value by the time you leave my drive up office. To top it off, it is made in America and will not break down for millions of years.
How many strands did you purchase? Sounds very high. I can typically get a strand in Bangladesh for only a few dollars.
Ahhhh... Sorry Ben.... But I'm pretty sure that you were scammed... Be skeptical about those English Speaking people who approaches you near tourist attractions, usually they'll ask you to rest your feet and have a cup of tea which they charge more than 300 USD, or like you mentioned, take a look at the pearls...
Haha do other commenters really not understand this post is sarcastic? Ben isn't a clueless kettle.
Ben, I think you got scammed for the pearls. The better pearl bargains are in Hong Kong. Whether you got a good deal for the $1000 depends entirely on the quality of the pearls. I think this guy took you for a ride.
Being a long time reader. I think I know when you're kidding around. And this is one of those cases.
Hilarious. Nicely done Ben.
Could you venture a guess how many times you have had people say "Hello!" to you while in Shanghai?
Nicely done Ben. I must say I had to read the whole thing twice to make sure this was all sarcasm. I really thought you got scammed big time at first 🙂 Hilarious 🙂 I hope no one follows your advice to buy and resell pearls too seriously 🙂
I was fooled for a moment. I even looked at my calendar to see if it was April 1! 😛
While you were at Old Street did you get to try Nanxiang dumpling house? Makes some of the best xiah long bao!
Pearl as in Tapioca in Bubble Tea? 🙂
I hope you didn't even buy $1000 RMB worth of them
Be glad you weren't taken to dark valley to buy counterfeit stuffs (bags, clothes, wallets, etc..)
Ha Ha. You got me big time ... even tho the whole time I was reading it I was thinking you're too intelligent to fall for this.
Good to see that the Dairy Queen is ready for the Lantern Festival 🙂
Pearls and Tea? Two things Chinese people don't buy from the same store 🙂 Maybe if you punch the boxes, gold coins will fall out.
That's a pretty funny story with the pearls. Apparently there are a few readers concerned about your new purchase. 😀
You could have offered him 1000 US miles for them.
Yu Yuan Garden is pretty much insufferable. You cannot go ten yards without an offer for a Rolex, an IPhone, tea, or pearls. After 30 minutes, it becomes a real drag. My suggestion is the Tai Kang Lu area where you can shop in a 1930's era shimuken area with nice shops and restaurants without all of the touts.
You forgot the part where, if it turns out you don't want them, you can return them to any Chinese consulate!
They always have a daughter in the U.S. (or wherever you come from) and worked in the same (if not, related industry) before. If you really bought that, chances are it's a scam.
Well, just to clarify, the pearl may not be fake pearl, but it could be overpriced.
Yu Yuan's buildings are not hundreds years old, they are only around 20 years old or less. They are rebuilt in 90s.
BTW, Ben married his daughter and got into pearl business himself with his new father in law.
does anyone know where the good girlie bars are in SH? There used to some chicken out in Xintiandi, but apparently the cops are cracking down. I'm heading down to SH next month and would like some poon tang
hoping you used your chase sapphire card, getting mucho mileage for that big purchase.
This has to be one of the funniest and original blog I read for a long time. I have read it to my wife and we both were laughing for like 5 minutes.
Pearl in shanghai
Silk in Beijing
Carpet in Istanbul
Silver in Mexico
Shall I go on ? We have all been there.....
Great Blog
People are not comfortable with anything with anything positive coming out of China. Why was last time anything good happened in China? Never.
Everybody knows that there are scammers out there. That's why I only trust those that have a government ID or work for the government tourism board.
Well, that or the police officers touting AK47 asking for baksheesh in Egypt.
Now, don't waste any time buying pearls. There are so many great tea ceremonies to be had in Shanghai.
I was horrified reading this post, as I was sure you were smarter than that! After wrestling a bit, I decided it was my painful duty to break the news to you that you'd been scammed so that you didn't embarrass yourself further. After all, you've done so much for the frequent flyer community, it was time for me to return the favor, even if it was going to be painful. Then I started reading the comments and was relieved to realize that they were probably right and you were joking. *whew*
pretty sure he was not kidding. dude wake up its not the 1st yet. Get your calendar right.
The garden is closed for the next hour for a buddhist ceremony, but you can have tea with me and then I'll take you to the garden.
Ha. As a result of my travels to Shanghai and Beijing, I know three Chinese phrases, which my Chinese colleagues find absolutely hilarious:
1. Ni Hao = Welcome
2. She She = Thank you
3. Boo Yao = "I don't want" or "Go away" (not sure on the exact translation)
The later was a direct result of getting hassled to buy useless crap. I went back to my hostel and inquired about a slightly rude way to tell people to leave me alone 🙂
You had to go all the way to China to pick up those 3 phrases? Dang. I picked them up from random movies and TV series...
The only way this is true is if the Chinese man offered Lucky a Diet Coke with lime before going in for the kill.
Hopefully he learned from the mom in Singapore trying to sell him her daughter... 🙂
I am about 80 percent sure this is a joke, but I wish Ben would post a comment to confirm! I worry sometimes.
Thank you for confirming this was a joke, which I think we all pretty much suspected. (Or hoped.) But what I want to know is: did the first part of the story happen and you were approached by someone that was going the same place as you, daughter in the US, etc...
@ Michael -- Hah, the first half of the story was true. And I had no problem engaging him (I always like to see how people want to scam me) till we got to his pearl shop.
Hey Ben, I've got to find an anniversary gift for my wife. Do you have any suggestions?
You should be wary of these people. Some of them are frauds and like to take advantage of foreigners.