The Most Poorly Designed Hotel Room I’ve Ever Stayed In

I spent last night at the Hilton Providence. After spending the week in Newport with Ford and his family, I was scheduled on the 7:15PM American Airlines flight out of Providence. My connection flight was canceled, and there was nothing else out of Providence the same night.

So I was stuck in Providence for the night, and ended up canceling my ticket on American and booking myself on an airline that actually prides themselves on their operational performance. Ford offered to pick me up and have me stay in Newport, which is about 45 minutes away. However, given that my flight was before 6AM, I decided to just get a hotel in Providence.

All the airport hotels were booked out, so eventually I ended up booking the Hilton Providence. There were no Hyatt or Starwood options, and everything else was roughly in the same price range, so I figured I might as well stay at a Hilton, since I’m a Diamond member with them.

I booked a queen room, and that’s exactly what I got. I’m not complaining about the lack of an upgrade since I booked last minute, but my mind is blown at the design of this room.

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Notice anything missing?

That’s right — there’s no desk! Yes, the no desk thing is a craze at some hotels, because some morons in charge of hotel design apparently think millennials don’t want desks. That’s garbage, and seems to be increasingly common at Marriott properties.

This room takes it a step further — there’s not even a flat surface you can use while sitting in the chair. Usually when hotel rooms don’t have desks, at least they still give you a small movable table you can use for your laptop, to eat, etc. For example, the Marriott Charlotte City Center is on #TeamNoDesk, but at least they give you a table you can functionally use while sitting down.

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That’s not even the case in this room. Suffice to say I’ve had more comfortable seating for a room service dinner.

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Upon investigating further it seems like only the queen rooms in this hotel don’t have desks, while the others do. In theory I could see the hotel selling the queen room at a discount as a non-premium room, but the truly bizarre part is that the king rooms (with desks) and the queen rooms (without desks) are the same cost.

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The thing is, the room is actually a decent size, and there would be plenty of room for a desk, or at a minimum, room for a proper table that could be used in conjunction with the chair. The way it stands now I’m just sort of left confused.

I’m not sure what’s worse — that someone thought up this idea to begin with, or that no one vetoed it? This is simply next level asinine.

Have you ever stayed in a hotel without any sort of a desk or table?

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Jakob Guest

The problem also exists the other way around.I stayed at the Hilton Universal City three weeks ago in an executive room on the top floor. The room was huge, had a nice desk and a proper table for in-room dining, but only an office chair. Where is my partner supposed to sit, as it was a room for two. The was not sofa, no armchair or anything. When I called reception they suggested on the bed. Hello?! A dining table with no chairs. Not booking that Hilton again.

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Patty Guest

Oh my, at first when I read the hate and vitriol I thought I was on a political website. @smarter that you Your one long, run on, unpunctuated, grammatically inferior rant makes me want to tell you to please calm down and find another page more to your liking (perhaps a Trump love-fest site?) before you have a stroke. As to the actual topic here: I can't imagine what they were thinking to remove desks. Even if you're not working, people often use a desk to eat, jot a note, plan an itinerary, etc. I agree that someone probably came up with the bright idea "Hey, let's remove the desks and make them pay extra for them. A way to make MORE money!"

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Roger Mote Guest

Stayed at Hiltons recently . One room : beds for four but one chair . The other : bed for two people but , only one chair ( and the refrigerator was missing also ) They are being cheaper with the furniture obviously . If you travel enough , you begin to desire and expect certain items for your money . If you stay in hotels frequently you grow weary of shabby treatment . If you stayed at a $12 a night hotel and complained about the furniture people here would be rightfully incredulous . Hiltons however present themselves as a much better experience and charge as much as better hotels . As for the criticism , do you believe anything better than a dome tent and a bedroll is extravagance ? Maybe Lucky should write about the better cities for sleeping in parks and doorways . Come on !

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Melanie Owens Guest

I'm with Lucky. I traveled for business for 8 years and did a lot of work in hotels. I'm a teacher now with an online business and still want a desk when I travel. Re the 1st world comment- get over it. I teach many kids from 3rd world countries. We're just fortunate that we live in America.

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Robert Guest

I'm firmly on Team Lucky also... don't know why those people even bother reading the blog or commenting either one. But I do agree that the headline could have been better. With your many hotel stays, I expected it to be really bad and hear multiple examples of things like the bed up against the wall with no good view of the tv, etc, etc. My favorite is when you have to jump around to weird corners of the bathroom just to get the door to shut.

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