Well, that makes for a special flight on Southwest…

By: Ben Schlappig

Updated: August 17, 2010
Published: August 16, 2010

16 comments

A friend (around my age, a bit older) recently flew an afternoon transcon on Southwest, and shared a rather, erm, interesting story with me.

I was flying Southwest back home and around ¾ of the way through the flight went to use the lavatory. As I got to the back of the plane the flight attendant was standing in the rear galley, talking to another guy around my age. The situation got my attention when I noticed she was lotioning his hands with Gold Bond lotion….when I got back there – mind you, I was dressed in business clothes! – she rubbed my hands and asked if they were soft. Then she runs her hand down towards my crotch and asks if something else is soft. I was speechless! I hadn’t seen her the whole flight, it was obvious she was certainly under the influence.

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trisha Guest

August 28, 2013, 5:01 am

Gold Bond is not allowed on flights. There is an ingredient in it that is the same as in explosives. Set off detectors before you board the plane. This story can not be true.

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jake Guest

August 18, 2010, 10:34 am

Lucky, is he your 'special' friend?

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Chris Guest

August 17, 2010, 9:10 pm

Nice :-) Usually it's the pax hitting on the FA though.

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mike Guest

August 17, 2010, 8:31 pm

with my luck if this ever happened to me it would be steven slater in the back of the plane.

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nsx at flyertalk.com Guest

August 17, 2010, 12:37 pm

LUV is in the air. :) In over 1000 flights on Southwest, the only event that I've seen anywhere near this is a FA hitting on a passenger for 15 minutes or so. She eventually got his phone number. At the destination I watched as he met his significant other, an absolute 10. The FA's valiant effort had been wasted. I've always believed that people who enjoy having many, many one-night stands are attracted to the job of flight attendant. By no means the majority of them, but a much larger percentage than in the general public.

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