I’m kind of proud of my routing for tomorrow!

I’ll be doing a mileage run from Tampa to Seattle tomorrow, and I’ve gotta say, I’m kind of proud of my routing. It involves five segments and includes quite some nice coast-hopping. My routing tomorrow is one of the many reasons I’m not looking forward to the Continental merger — ain’t no way in hell they’re gonna keep allowing this stuff.

But getting in over 4,500 miles on a one-way domestic trip is pretty darn good, in my opinion. I won’t explicitly post my routing, but it shouldn’t be that hard to figure out. And I’ll be tweeting from each city tomorrow, so I’m sure you’ll be able to catch on then. And of course you’ll see at least two pictures of my hot nuts, three pictures of airline meals, four pictures of gate lice, and five pictures of the TSA. šŸ˜‰

Oh, and to add to all of it I’ll be doing a bit of an “experiment” tomorrow. I’ll be flying in an undershirt (don’t worry, it’ll be fresh), shorts, and Vans. Despite being young I never seem to get questioned or kicked out of elite lines despite constantly hearing this from others, so am kind of curious to see how it all works out. And of course I’ll be tweeting about how that turns out, along with posting pictures of anyone that’s an a$$ to me.

It all adds up to a fun day! šŸ˜€

Filed Under: Mileage Runs, United
  1. Good Luck! I get the same stares and often get cut in front of by people who think they have higher status than me. Just b/c I’m in cargo shorts and sneakers does not mean I’m “confused” about my boarding zone. I especially enjoy it when they see me turn left into the first place cabin as I enjoy my complimentary upgrade.

  2. bmvaughn: No way Lucky would take IAD-SAN, it’s probably an A319 with 8 FC; he’s a PSwhore.


  3. I’ve been questioned in Elite lines with everyone EXCEPT United. Hyatt, Continental, and even SFO Int’l Elite security when flying LH F TATL after they looked at my boarding pass that clearly said F and First Class on it.

  4. Are you planning to leave the airport?! If so, you’re going to freeze your hot nuts off. It’s Seattle for goodness sakes! Good luck and have fun!

  5. Don’t forget to add in the mileage for the light rail from SEA to the Westlake station in downtown Seattle šŸ™‚
    More importantly, will Lucky lower himself to stay at the Hyatt at Olive 8, or maintain his allegiance to the Grand Hyatt?

  6. What do you do for a living? Someone would have to pay me to do all that flying in one day – no matter how many miles I was earning. It’s almost summer, baby… better things to do!

  7. I think for Lucky, flying *is* the better thing to do in the summer. He lives in Tampa, after all.

  8. Lovvveeee how all of you are wrong on his routing…but then again, how would I know?


  9. TPA-IAD-SAN-LAX-SFO-SEA? Don’t forget to go over to the commuter terminal for your SAN-LAX leg! ; )

  10. “…. of course youā€™ll see at least two pictures of my hot nuts”

    ……and to wonder why people keep speculating on your sexual orientation……. šŸ˜‰

  11. He said something like “I’ve been flying for 6 hours yet am only 50 miles from home”. So maybe he went TPA-IAD-MCO-DEN?

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