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No, Singapore Airlines Doesn't Offer Foot Massages On Long Flights...

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Here’s a prime example of how misinformation spreads in the age of social media…

Continue reading: No, Singapore Airlines Doesn’t Offer Foot Massages On Long Flights…

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Diamond
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FAs deal with so much (insert word of your choosing), especially in premium cabins :/


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Diamond
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There I was thinking that the SQ, FA was attempting a brain cell replacement for the Timmy ‘Done’. Then the reality became apparent …. no amount of brain cells could ever improve the written English which Walter Mitty-Dunn, imposes upon the readers of this website blog.


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Diamond
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On a more serious note; I have never been made aware of any such service being offered on the LHR-SIN route, perhaps I will ask on our next flight.


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(@Aaron)
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What is it about Indians that makes you obsessed with hating them?


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(@AeroB13a)
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Racial discrimination comes easy to some proletariat nobodies.

The nearest to India some red necks will get, is the Travel Guide bookshelf in Walmart.


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Diamond
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No-one cares, bro


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 1990
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I don't think that's a por-poze...


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(@Bgriff)
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The cost of the Virgin Atlantic service wasn't so much about the crew (since there are plenty of crew on board who don't have much to do mid-flight anyway, and I don't believe they were carrying extra crew just to provide the service), but rather about the dedicated treatment space that they'd carved out for it where another couple of revenue-generating seats could have gone.


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(@AeroB13a)
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I’m telling you anyway Ronnie, besides, your response is yet another click for Ben and everyone cares about that “Bro” …. Yes?


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Diamond
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Having had one of those massages back in the day, IIRC, it was just done near the exit door with a mobile massage chair setup and was not a dedicated space. But I'm also trying to remember something 20 years ago so happy to be proven wrong.


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Diamond
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The article isn't about India in any way and you come in here to spew racism.
You are as miserable as your dear leader.


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(@AeroB13a)
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Not funny! …. It proves your ignorance rather than your skills as a satirist or comedian …. Yes?

However, Ben will appreciate your click.


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 BBT
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Ben why do you approve such disgusting, racist commentary to be published on you blog ?

"Different airlines offer different perks. Air India for example, offers a cabin aroma so pungent that passengers are afforded an opportunity to discard their clothing and carry-on items afterwards. They’ve also installed stations in their lavatories for passengers to wash vegetables (developed countries call these sinks) and even surprise their guests in F with the occasional golden shower."


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(@AeroB13a)
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Not funny …. you would be best advised not to give up your day-job, if in reality you have one. I say this with your very best interest at heart, trust me, you will never make a living as a satirist or comedian …. Yes?

However, all is not lost as Ben will appreciate your click.


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(@AeroB13a)
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I know exactly where you are coming from BBT, it would be difficult for any rational person to disagree. Perhaps we are wrong by adding oxygen to the madness of their fire. Maybe ignoring their gross ignorance would have a greater effect?


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Diamond
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One free service offered by all airlines, in all classes, on all flights, is a vigorous chest massage. It is usually also offered with a free stopover, but not at a city of your choice.

Unfortunately to qualify for the service you need to show signs of a heart attack.

Important Disclaimer: Just trying the lighten the mood, please do not attempt to get CPR administered for fun. 🙂


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(@JetSetFly)
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I been on those Virgin Atlantic flights a few times. TBH, the masseuse weren’t very good at all. They hold some relaxing oil to your nose so you can breath it in and then the pressure they put on your neck and shoulder was very light. I can’t say I was relaxed by the barely there massage. It was better to get a mani or pedi because at least there is visible result. But I always sign up for massage because it breaks up the long flight.


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 Jj
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What sucks is now FAs are going to be asked to do this


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(@Eskimo)
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Another brainwashed Singapore bigot propaganda.

Singapore is always overrated.


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(@Crosscourt)
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Goodness this blog needs a total overall.


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(@AeroB13a)
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Clearly Esk, you have not travelled onboard an SQ, A380 flight in an F Suite.

Stick to what you know and not just what you think you know, yes!


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Diamond
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To avoid Ben getting oil on his clothes?


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