A Singapore Airlines first class flight that left me disappointed (no, really)…

Doesn't live up to the loft standards set by the Red Roo?

@lofty

They last minute switched out a A380 for a good old 747-400 on your sector

You were scheduled for an A380 but they changed the aircraft?

They ran out of soft drinks?? Ha!

they asked you for "chicka o biif"?

No hot towel, oh no!!!

Don't tell me they ran out of pajamas?

I was disappointed last time I flew Singapore too (it was just business but still...).
BTW, many people misspell mAssage... mEssage is something different.
😉

It looks like you ordered the diet menu. Portion control. They didn't want you to feed you that much...

Have I missed something? Which trip are you taking then?

They ran out of lime?

My opinion it was probably some smelly left coaster

That dessert presentation is Unitedesque.

is that all they fed you?!?

is this the JFK-FRA segment on the Old 747?

I'm guessing either an A380 was swapped out for a 747 or... They had no lemons for the diet coke...

+1 on the running out of limes

JFK-FRA? Did you use miles? What program?

With your parents? 🙂

They introduced a new bubbly on that route?

The coulis with your dessert looks absolutely disgusting...

The caviar smelled like fish?

I took another look. No creme fraiche!!!

No booze for the flight?

@ Ralph -- I haven't started it yet, this is a trip I'm taking right now.

Folks, you're assuming I'm kidding. I'm being serious. Seriously!

They put Tabasco sauce all over your desert plate?

I see an appetizer and dessert - they must've forgot to cater the main course?

I suspect you had a bad crew--which happens from time to time even on SQ.

Did you have to fight for the caviar and a drink with dinner like Gary did on his horrible LH F flight to India last year?

The smiley on the dessert plate has a wry smile too!

Coins, we all know you're serious, that's why we're kidding around.

Get it straight, Lucky needs a lime in his diet coke! 🙂

All male flight attendants

Your diet coke has NO lime NOT EVEN lemon! where have all the citrus fruits gone?!

And the vanilla ice cream was served too melty....

No KrisWorld

Where's the salmon with the caviar?

that's a crowded F section! and those dated overhead bins!

The Captain's wife upgraded on board and she keeps on going to the cockpit and back again?
Or an infant in First?

All the Singapre logos on silverware, plates, and glasses were not pointing at you?

They ran out of the main course?

Same route, same experience (10 years later). I would like to post a picture of the main course but unfortunately it’s not possible. It tasted like frozen and heated up in the microwave. No salad. No sides of any kind. This was supposed to be First Class, I have seen better food in Economy flying other airlines.
On the return flight in business the main course turned out to be an appetizer. „Wholesome red lentil soufflé“. The whole dish fitted onto a spoon. Nuts were thrown in a plastic bag onto my table.