EL AL plans to roll out Starlink Wi-Fi starting in 2027, alongside new business class bedding, Jo Malone amenity kits, upgraded entertainment, and a Chef Assaf Granit menu.
The 'dessert cart' will cancel out the 'healthy , protein-rich' meals . The 'culinary experience' would be better served by a stiff drink and an attractive girl .
You're not required to have the dessert. That being said, I hope El Al avoids anglophone "molecural dining", the protein-rich part scares me. Just give us normal food. Especially country like Israel which is a gastronomic powerhouse would do much better focusing on tradition than trying to reinvent stuff.
Will Elon make sure the Starlink receivers visit a mohel before installation?
El Al better be sure that they never piss off Elmo Skum, because if they do, or he has a bad drug trip / drug reaction / drug combination / bad mood, their internet will be cut off to allow Russian humanitarians to do whatever they want.
Yeah, I think my former city comptroller and future congressperson will wanna take Delta home. (Stay safe, Brad! Can't wait to early-vote for you! Knicks in 5!)
The only country in the world when you introduce new amenities, customer experience or wifi.
You start your statement with "uncompromising safety and security".
They made sure these new Jo Malone amenity kits can't be used to breach the cockpit. Or the new dessert cart can be used as surface to air missile countermeasures. And the wifi is 100% monitored, any slight antisemitism would result in a diversion with Mossad agents waiting to take you to a black site.
Ok, let's see here. Probably the safest way to get in and out of Israel but once you're there here come the rockets, the drones and heaven knows what else. Now as to El Al, the customer service is lousy, the flight attendants need a Dale Carnegie course, the food, we'll see but how about the Hasid in 19C yelling that there's a women across the aisle from him. You want to subject yourself to this, be my guest, but the closest I'll come is Alexandria or Cairo.
Now join the SkyTeam and it will be perfect 🙂
They probably are able to provide these upgrades due to the money Israel is saving with the US fighting is war with Iran.