EL AL plans to roll out Starlink Wi-Fi starting in 2027, alongside new business class bedding, Jo Malone amenity kits, upgraded entertainment, and a Chef Assaf Granit menu.
The 'dessert cart' will cancel out the 'healthy , protein-rich' meals . The 'culinary experience' would be better served by a stiff drink and an attractive girl .
Will Elon make sure the Starlink receivers visit a mohel before installation?
El Al better be sure that they never piss off Elmo Skum, because if they do, or he has a bad drug trip / drug reaction / drug combination / bad mood, their internet will be cut off to allow Russian humanitarians to do whatever they want.
Yeah, I think my former city comptroller and future congressperson will wanna take Delta home. (Stay safe, Brad! Can't wait to early-vote for you! Knicks in 5!)
The only country in the world when you introduce new amenities, customer experience or wifi.
You start your statement with "uncompromising safety and security".
They made sure these new Jo Malone amenity kits can't be used to breach the cockpit. Or the new dessert cart can be used as surface to air missile countermeasures. And the wifi is 100% monitored, any slight antisemitism would result in a diversion with Mossad agents waiting to take you to a black site.