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Airplanes Get Second Flight Deck Barrier: Is It Necessary, Though?

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(@Eskimo)
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Idiots copying Gillette for ideas.

Start with one blade.
Then add the second blade.
Then the third.
Now we have up to 5 blades.

But now you end up breeding dumb offsprings because you use 5 layers of condom just for safety.


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 Dan
(@Dan)
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I think that cockpits in new planes should have a feature where pilots could leave by ejection seats when they feel threatened and by doing so would automatically set the plane to fly to the nearest airport on autopilot.


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Diamond
(@polarbear)
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how often will these gates be left closed for the whole flight "due to federal regulations"?


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(@PeteAU)
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Maybe the precious darlings in the cockpit could have their own lav installed, and a prison-like slot in the door through which the cabin crew could pass their refreshment trays? Then they could be totally protected from the terrible dangers that await them on every domestic flight - with cockpit instrusion incidents at an all-time high of between 70 and 80 per week, they're in constant peril. (/S)


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(@james22)
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They should put a small hatch door on the front that's big enough for dining trays and drinks. Then the FA's can just sit up front and hand out food and drinks to J and F passengers that way. Not far off from some of the service nowadays! 🙂


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(@alanz)
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If I was an airline captain, I would want all the security I can get. With the size of their wallets, they don't want to get mugged.


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