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British Airways Crew Spends Night In Milan Sex Dungeon Motel

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Airlines typically put a lot of effort into finding suitable accommodations for crews on layovers, so this is a (sort of) hilarious mix up, if you ask me…

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(@Andrew)
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Does the sex dungeon hotel have an elite status system? Which credit cards are transfer partners?


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 Dn10
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Don’t give Marriott any ideas on more brands to acquire


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@ Dn10 -- Who needs elite qualifying nights, when you can instead have elite qualifying hours?!


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(@Maryland)
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Oh. Well. BA layovers have developed quite the reputation.


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Diamond
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Hey, at least then we'd have gotten credit for the Hyatt day rates during the pandemic!


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Their only transfer partner is RyanAir, since that pre-qualifies you as a masochist.


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Diamond
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When can we expect a review of the Motel Mo‘om? Will you be reviewing it together with Ford?


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(@ord_is_my_second_home)
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People from the country that created the Hellfire Club have no excuse to be shocked by a place like this. Although as a person who attends well-equipped gay bathhouses, this place is a bit over the top, although it might be worth a visit the next time I'm in Milan.


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Diamond
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Oh no, Marriott corporate might be taking notes already!


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(@Parker)
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Why do I never get put up in a hotel like this when I misconnect? Would certainly help take the edge off. The AA flight attendants who get off on treating their pax like the filthy worthless trash they are would fit right in with the hotel staff.


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(@Dusty)
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That's hilarious, though I think Japan still takes the cake for the most interesting themed adult hotels. I recall seeing one with a bouldering wall above the bed, which I have to say is probably one of the most niche fetishes imaginable...


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 Samo
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Oh they absolutely should add it. I hate missing on elite nights whenever I stay in a dungeon.


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(@Julius Grafton)
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This is Gold!


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(@Eskimo)
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I love staying at this hotel!


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(@George Romey)
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Someone in crew scheduling will have a lot of explaining to do.


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Diamond
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It's Gold that didn't cost GBP20k, either!


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(@Massimo)
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I didn't know about this hotel and I live in Milan!! Thanks for sharing it!


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 AA
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You guys, the IRS, they allow for T&A, it's fine.


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 Bob
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Oh you act like half the crew wouldn’t already have plans to be there anyways


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(@BuiltInYorkshire)
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"Lynn, these are sex people"


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 InLA
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And I thought it was bad enough that I check for bed bugs in a hotel room by inspecting the mattress seems for the bugs’ telltale stains. How are the patrons at this hotel supposed to differentiate the bug stains from all the others?


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(@vlcnc)
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The answer to the question we all want to know though is - does the Milanese sex dungeon hotel offer its guests bottled water??


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(@DaninMCI)
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Why would BA book them at any off-site hotel in Milan? Weird.


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@ DaninMCI -- Off-site from the airport, you're saying? Often contracts with crews dictate that they are entitled to stay at a property in the city rather than near the airport, since it's more desirable in terms of activities.


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Diamond
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Make sure you let them know your Bonvoyeur status when booking...


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(@Tom I)
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Pride Month?


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Diamond
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Human dog cage? Sounds like long haul economy to me!


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(@David)
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I once stayed in a hotel like this outside Ensenada. It was totally private, entirely quiet and serviceable. The furniture was probably more helpful than I needed, the color scheme was sort of like a Mercure hotel, lots of purple and black with silks and velvets. No windows.

The minibar had a menu of additional items that involved latex, silicone and black plastic, but the prices were totally fair.

There were no windows. Each room had a private garage in the front with its own garage door. So you can imagine driving into the the motel in privacy, closing the garage door behind your car in security, and then from the garage to the large apartment. Spanish tile floors. About $25 a night but you could book three hours for just 200 pesos instead.

I guarantee that it was way better than in Milan.

The lady who checked me in emphasized in English though, "It's for hookers"

Milan is a historic airport, fascinating place if you haven't been. BA services Milan, I imagine, from London, right?


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(@jack Myoff)
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Hey Ben, how come you have pictures of that establishment? Care to explain to your followers?


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(@rrapynot)
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The comments section has delivered!


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(@bigjinla)
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BA used to lay over at the Hilton in Milan. I was there once, and actually had a pretty fun evening hanging out with some of the crew in the lounge, and considering the conversations we were having, I suspect most of them would have been just fine if they'd been placed in a sex hotel.


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 JB
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I wish Mariott would aquire these types of chains! I would go from being a Silver to an Ambassador Elite so quick, maybe even in one go if I may pat myself on the back.


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 JB
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12 crew members at once makes me think a long-haul flight to London may have diverted to Milan and BA's approved Milan hotel may have been sold out at the same time.


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(@Eskimo)
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Cmon fake person using my name, do you have a serious inferiority complex.

It's a made up name on the internet, and you're trying so hard to impersonate some alias that obviously isn't even real?

Or did your lazy narcissist parents named you after themselves hence your mental problems with names.

It will be an honor if from now on you use Eskimo the II. Since you might not take it very well to be called junior.


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(@Eskimo)
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In Milan, water should come with the Last Supper.


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(@Throwawayname)
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I've stayed in a love motel in Kaohsiung and my room (basically suite) was significantly more spacious and overall better than what was being offered in the corporate hotels at 200+% more.


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(@Throwawayname)
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It's not a surprising number considering they've got multiple daily flights to both airports.


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(@Chase)
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Looks nicer than most of the hotels AA puts its passengers up in, so I don’t see what the big deal is.


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(@Michael)
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TIL people are weird.


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(@CHRIS)
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Did the entire crew complain or just some of them?


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(@bossa)
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Apparently depends upon which 'activities', obviously.
And does the location really matter, when no one is even going to leave the motel, with all the 'options' available ?
...lol


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(@bossa)
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There's always a 'party pooper' in the bunch !

lol


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(@bossa)
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LOL ! ... Good one !


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(@bossa)
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Sorry, Jesus eliminated water from the catering .... Was redundant, when one could reversibly convert the wine to water !


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(@bossa)
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Would that distinction even be necessary ? ... I mean a stain is a stain and I don't care about its provenance, just that I don't wanna be sleepin' in or on it !!


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(@bossa)
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Do you mean the specific 'chains' offered in the dungeons/cages ? Or 'chains' in the sense of a franchise ?i


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(@bossa)
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In keeping with the spirit of 'incident'.... Would love to have listened in on the crew(s'" call to crew sheds, refusing their trip during to 'fatigue' ! ....
And BA's 'pubic' explanation as to the sordid details of any flight cancellations !!


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 Ryan
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Intake hundreds of Ubers in Saudi Arabia, sometimes multiple times a day. This happens rather often. When they don’t move for several minutes, I message them often until the finally tell me to cancel. This is important because you can show Uber exactly what they say thru screenshots and ALWAYS get refunded the cancellation fee. Make a complaint Uber single time and hopefully these drivers get kicked out of Uber for good.
Always always always make a compliant and you will always get refunded immediately. It’s such a scam but I love how this guy confronted this jerk. Good job!


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 Pete
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Viva Italia!


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(@derek)
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Most of the Momo.Motel rooms are normal. There are only a few sex rooms. This is a nothing story.


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(@Kevin S)
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I know several FAs who would have visited during a layover … and still been awake enough to work the next day!


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 Paul
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Can he do ‘skimo?


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(@Todd S)
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Dang. In the 70's, I was a NWA flight crew and would have loved to have stayed at this type of hotel. When I would fly to Asia, I'd take a nap upon arrival and wake up at 2am. What do I do at 2am with only CNN International on the TV? What a great place to layover. Get up, have some fun and go back to bed until your wake up call. Sign me up!


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(@Lifshitz)
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I guess they’ll put the up at the four seasons total landscaping next….


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(@Estelle Getty)
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Yes. Review hotel with Ford. We miss Ford and the cute dog.


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 Dan
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This made my day! Funnier than #$%^


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(@jallan)
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@jack Mayoff Does Google not work in your house?


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(@Joshua K.)
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How are there both a mainstream hotel and a sex hotel in the same city with the name "Mo.om"?


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Diamond
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I bet the crew enjoyed their time there. most of them are pretty kinky anyways...


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(@Bradley)
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Oh please. There are mirrors on the ceiling even in the normal rooms. We know very well who they are catering for.


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