And The Winners Of Delta’s Dirty Caption Contest Are…

On Friday we asked blog readers to help caption a delta.com targeted landing page that was very gay-friendly, in the way that the adult reading materials section at Circus of Books on Santa Monica Boulevard is “very gay-friendly.”

As a reminder, the image you guys captioned is below.

Flying a plane is not necessarily the best job in the sky
Flying a plane is not necessarily the best job in the sky (my caption)

I have to say, you guys were really handy at this.

So much so, in fact, that rather than choosing one winner, we’ve chosen two winners, each of whom will receive a $100 Delta gift card to spend on airfare, merchandise, in-flight purchases, or Krug-and-tugs from your handsome ethnically diverse seatmate.

Winner #1
Fredd for the caption, “Cruising altitude is the greatest, isn’t it?”

Winner #2
wxguy for the caption, “We love your fly, and it shows!”

(For those of you scratching your heads, wxguy’s entry is a play on Delta’s 80s/90s ad campaign, which is forever burned into my memory… and which predates Ben by several years.)

Honorable mention goes to: Jack, Josh, AJ, freedawg and bubu for their various takes on “extra inches,” and Charles and John Barcus for their take on the “fully upright and locked position” gag.

Congratulations, Fredd and wxguy!

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David Guest

@ Mike, The name of who writes each article is prominnately posted. You can look and after 3 seconds of your precious time when you realize it is not written by Ben - stop reading and move on. Problem solved. @ James Lost of other blogs out there for you to read if this one disgusts you. Keep up the GREAT work Nick, Tiffany and Ben! David

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Andy11235 Platinum

Good grief. I thought it was a funny little contest. And for what it's worth, I appreciate the different perspective Nick, Travis, and Tiffany bring. I always wonder if the people who write nasty comments are this mean to people's faces or if it's something they save for the anonymous world of the internet.

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brian Guest

Missed the orig post. Not sure the funniest won, but as with most all giveaways I've seen on boardingarea, it's highly subjective as to who wins.

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betterbub Diamond

Wow. Way to take a lighthearted and funny post the wrong way. Good job, commenters. You folks did it again.

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James Guest

What a disgusting post. I know you're gay but you don't need to shove it down our throats constantly. Why don't you do what straight people do and just not talk about it?

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