A man trying to fly from Australia to the United States is now finding himself in a Tahiti jail cell, with a permanent ban on Australia’s flag carrier…
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Man causes Qantas flight diversion, and it’s caught on tape
This incident happened on Friday, May 15, 2026, and involves Qantas flight QF21 from Melbourne (MEL) to Dallas (DFW), operated by a Boeing 787-9. The nearly 9,000-mile journey is among the longest out there, and even with a strong tailwind, it typically takes 15 hours eastbound.
However, this recent flight took a lot longer, as the plane ended up diverting to Papeete, Tahiti (PPT), roughly seven hours after it first departed. The plane then spent roughly an hour on the ground there, before continuing the journey to Dallas, where it landed just under nine hours later.
In the end, the plane landed in Dallas just around three hours after the scheduled arrival time, which isn’t bad, when you consider the initial departure out of Melbourne was nearly two hours behind schedule.
Diversions happen all the time, so here’s what makes this interesting. ACARS (Aircraft Communications Addressing and Reporting System) is what crews typically use to communicate with their operations team, and here’s one of the messages that was sent from the operations team to the crew:
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND ASSISTANCE IN MANAGING THE DIVERSION. WHEN YOU HAVE A MOMENT COULD YOU PLEASE PROVIDE THE STAFF NUMBER OF THE CREW MEMBER WHO WAS BITTEN AS WELL AS SEAT NUMBERS FOR ANY PASSENGERS WHO ASSISTED THE CREW WITH THE DISRUPTIVE PASSENGER.
A crew member was bitten?! Oh my…
While I haven’t seen video footage of the actual bite, there is a video out there that captures a dispute between one of the flight attendants and a passenger who seems to definitely be under the influence of something.
This interaction starts with the flight attendant politely asking the passenger to calm down. You can watch the video below (of course be warned that there’s bad language), but just to recap some of the key points:
- The passenger asks the flight attendant “we’re in the air?” and “are you smoking weed?”
- The passenger then nearly falls over and just can’t stand anymore, and tells people to “f*ck off”
- The passenger then says he was “about to walk out for a cigarette”
- The flight attendant then says to him “you’re carrying on like a bloody two-bob watch” (which, OMG, that is a really good line — is this widely used Australian slang, or does this guy just have some zingers?)
- I’m confused, the guy in the white button down shirt, is that just a random passenger, or is this one of Australia’s air marshals who broke cover?
Upon landing, the man was taken into custody, and was also placed on Qantas’ permanent no-fly list.
This kind of behavior is unacceptable, of course…
I have some level of sympathy for people who might have mental episodes onboard planes. In this case, everything about this guy’s behavior is what you’d expect from someone who maybe had too much to drink (or too much of something).
While I realize substance abuse is an addiction, people also need to know their limits when they’re going in public, and potentially putting the safety of others at risk.
Now, if this guy simply had too much to drink, one wonders how much he had before departure, vs. how much he was served onboard, because that’s obviously something that should be considered as well. It appears that the incident happened around four hours after takeoff (give or take), based on the flight map showing 11 hours remaining to Dallas.
I also have to give the flight attendant credit for doing a good job deescalating the situation. This guy was obviously totally out of it, and it quickly became clear that there wasn’t a lot that could be done to control his behavior. And the fact that he threw in the “you’re carrying on like a bloody two-bob watch” is the icing on the cake.
Bottom line
A Qantas Boeing 787 flying from Melbourne to Dallas diverted to Tahiti after a passenger became disruptive, and started yelling and cussing at others, and reportedly even biting a crew member. This man is now in jail in Tahiti, and is also permanently banned from Qantas. I hope he gets the help he needs to get his substance abuse issues under control, but oy, what a mess…
What do you make of this Qantas diversion?
We are "serious" about terrorism in the skies but this kind of behavior the criminal justice system in Western Culture (maybe for the exception of Singapore) just shrugs and doesn't consider it dangerous. (Ditto BTW drunk driving).
Should be ten years in prison and a permanent No Fly List. The word would get around the lowlife crowd that you FA in the skies you FO.
Zombie virus outbreak.
Z are coming.
Airline ought never go to Dallas , which is tense with country music and pick-up trucks . Better to go to Tahiti in the first place where one can relax . The only good thing Dallas ever had was Braniff .
are you okay?
The two-bob watch comment sent me! It's only something I've heard from old people living out in the country, so to hear a city-based younger FA use it was hilarious - QF's commitment to all things 'Australiana' knows no bounds ;)
The simple solution to mitigate these incidents is to ban the offenders for at least a decade from flying ANY airline. Period.
I wondered the same thing about the man in the white button down shirt, if he was in business he'd likely have been in PJs by that point of the flight but in economy it seems odd to be so dressed up. I have never heard any mention of air marshals on Qantas flights before but he did seem very comfortable trying to restrain him so maybe he was? Looong trip for everyone but they handled it really well.
Yep, a somewhat common Australian saying, especially amongst the older generations.
In the article Ben, reports: “You’re carrying on like a bloody two-bob watch” and goes on to say “OMG, that is a really good line — is this widely used Australian slang?”
Well Ben, having served in support of Australian SF, back in the day, the wording was a little different. Before the WOKE brigade took over humour, the saying was: “You are acting like a cheap Japanese watch”.
No offence to any Japanese personnel...
In the article Ben, reports: “You’re carrying on like a bloody two-bob watch” and goes on to say “OMG, that is a really good line — is this widely used Australian slang?”
Well Ben, having served in support of Australian SF, back in the day, the wording was a little different. Before the WOKE brigade took over humour, the saying was: “You are acting like a cheap Japanese watch”.
No offence to any Japanese personnel intended. Is that good enough for a ‘get out of jail’ card these days? …. :-)
So sorry JB, the previous post was supposed to be standalone and not in response to your own …. apologies.
I have lived in Australia for 50 years and never once heard someone use the “cheap Japanese watch” phrase.
Yeah, yeah… don’t bite people… *yawn*
Tahiti or Dallas… hmm… I’mm’a stay in Tahiti.