A passenger traveling in United Airlines Polaris business class claims he boarded a long haul flight, only to find a blanket covered in feces at his seat. The crew had nowhere to move him to, so he was forced to stay in that seat for the entire flight only to later discover that the pillow was covered in feces as well. What exactly is going on here?!
The story sounds completely false. I find funny how the emphasis is placed in feces but not a single mention of the smell that would accompany it. This sounds like a typical one asking for attention, compensation, or both.
Dried feces is not very smelly because the indols (the smelly part) evaporated. Skatols are another smelly chemical in poop. My spelling may be off.
I was unaware that United flights now have a Poop Deck!
This happened to Nicole Byer on Delta, look up her standup about it.
This passenger's story doesn't pass the smell test for me.
Poopolaris.
Cabins in US airlines are generally filthy and disgusting but this is on a whole new level by Poonited. Not really surprised that someone probably defecated in their seat considering how inebriated Americans get when they drink given their generally weak tolerance.
LOL! I’ve seen how Americans love free stuff and can’t control themselves when given free food and alcohol.
Still more pleasant than yuckity-yuck-yuck Delta
Most certainly an attention Whore. This story happened to comedian Nicole Byer on Delta.
And as Ben wondered why it took 2 months to make this public, he has a point. Nicole reported tweeted / reported it as soon as she landed.
Here's the vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAJF69lmG0Y&t=183s
Another opportunity for Tim Dunn to literally talk sh*t about UA.
Someone here is really his guardian angel.
For once, wish the story didn’t have photos… then again, you know what they say, the proof is in the pudding, sorry, the pudding is on the blanket, I mean, yikes…
What a crappy situation! Maybe these are the old towels from the well documented passenger smearing feces on the United galley cart incident?