I'm staying at a Marriott (which shall remain nameless for the moment), and on the side of the hotel is an ad that's maybe four feet by six feet, which looks as follows: In fairness, I feel like this would be quite appropriate at some Marriott hotels in China that try to "hard sell" off-menu…
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Happy endings issue aside, my bigger problem with this ad is those lounge chairs look ridiculously uncomfortable.
Perhaps they're acknowledging that flatulence happens during massages, and that's ok?
I can tell that’s Marriott in Skopje, that’s what the massage room looked like. I made a month long trip to the Balkans (including the amazing Aman Sveti Stefan in Montenegro - thanks for your report!) about an year ago.
Came here expecting a fresh story of unexpected/uninvited gay handy-j action.
I left slightly disappointed that it's just Ben being excited over a hotel spa's policies.
I can already imagine people saying "Bonvoy" while releasing their.....
Bonvoy!
@LM - I can already imagine the lawsuits from the Marriott workers with complaints that the customers released their.....
At a high ranked boutique hotel in Cambodia I stayed at they had a “muscle release” massage on the menu.
I'm laughing at this and also Ben trying to protect his whereabouts in an "Undisclosed Marriott." I don't blame you! But it's funny that everyone identified the hotel anyway.
@ Stuart -- Hah, to be clear, wan't trying to protect my location, but rather just didn't want to name the hotel in this post. I find this amusing, but don't want that if someone searches for that hotel, that this is one of the first things that comes up.