On Friday we asked blog readers to help caption a delta.com targeted landing page that was very gay-friendly, in the way that the adult reading materials section at Circus of Books on Santa Monica Boulevard is “very gay-friendly.”
As a reminder, the image you guys captioned is below.

I have to say, you guys were really handy at this.
So much so, in fact, that rather than choosing one winner, we’ve chosen two winners, each of whom will receive a $100 Delta gift card to spend on airfare, merchandise, in-flight purchases, or Krug-and-tugs from your handsome ethnically diverse seatmate.
Winner #1
Fredd for the caption, “Cruising altitude is the greatest, isn’t it?”
Winner #2
wxguy for the caption, “We love your fly, and it shows!”
(For those of you scratching your heads, wxguy’s entry is a play on Delta’s 80s/90s ad campaign, which is forever burned into my memory… and which predates Ben by several years.)
Honorable mention goes to: Jack, Josh, AJ, freedawg and bubu for their various takes on “extra inches,” and Charles and John Barcus for their take on the “fully upright and locked position” gag.
Congratulations, Fredd and wxguy!
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